Be Well-Rounded
Tucson Dating & Marriage Advice Circa 1950

MAKE HER PROUD OF YOU

The girl of your choice will want to be proud of you. Make it easy for her. You may say, after thinking of yourself for a moment, that it is impossible for her not to be proud of you. Do not be deceived. Few women have your own keen judg­ment of character; few will realize that you are as good as you really are. You will have to help them.

HOW TO LOOK

Long ago women gave up trying to tell men apart by their clothes. Today they look deeper, seeking the real you underneath. They can do this while you are fully clothed, and time and again they succeed. Do your best to paint them a rosy picture.

Tear Drop Design and How to Fight It

All human males are forced day after day to keep their shoulders to the wheel. Actually, though, it is not our shoulders that we use, but our minds, which means it is an entirely different part of us that is held to the "wheel," or chair. It is the development of these powerful sitting muscles that enables us to remain chair-borne for hours without tiring.

Hand in hand with sitting strength comes the expansion of the chest — downward. This is caused not, as some be­lieve, by overindulgence, but by faulty design of the hu­man body. Originally engineered as a four-footed creature, man was never intended to walk in his current semi-erect position. The result is chest-slide, or paunch. Together these form a pear-shaped silhouette, which is both attractive and aerodynamically sound. If it were not for the critical attitude of women it would be universally admired. There are several ways to deal with the problem.

1. FACE IT
Don't upset the balance of nature. Live with it. You will find many ways to adapt yourself, including a skillful and attractive method of side-saddle dancing.
"Davie, is that you around there, too?"
"Yes, pet. Everything all right?"
"I don't know. Seems to me we've developed a list to starboard."
"Must be this new step, pet."

2. DON'T ADMIT IT
Retain the same trouser size, sucking in the powerful abdominal muscles until the belt is fastened. This is effec­tive, but can lead to broken seams, jammed zippers, and a strangled expression.

3. LET SCIENCE HELP
Luckily science has come to the rescue with a number of fine commercial devices. These are not to be confused with the female girdle, which also helps to hold up the stockings. Few if any of the male devices have attachments for supporting the socks. They are designed only to help your own steel-spring muscles give you a trim athletic appearance.

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