How to be Irresistible in Short Pants
Tucson Dating & Marriage Advice Circa 1950

You may feel, once you have properly trained your mother, that you have no further need to worry about the female world. Unfortunately this is not true. However, for the next ten years or so, girls of your own age should be completely beneath your notice.

True, your first sight of the schoolyard, filled with laughing girls, will terrify you. This feeling will last for several years—unless you remember this simple fact: males are afraid of females only at the time when females can do them no damage whatever, which is when the males are in short pants. This is no doubt some simple instinct of nature, and should be disregarded entirely.

SET YOUR SIGHTS HIGH

Devote much of your attention during this period to the playing fields. You will be building the fine physique that will be so valuable in later years. But indoors, remember that your first exercises as a human male have begun.

Concentrate entirely on mature women and begin prac­ticing the masculine charm, which will later become sec­ond nature to you. The lad who learns how to charm women while still in short pants will have few worries in the trying years to come.

BE A LITTLE BOY

Though your object will be to charm the fully-grown female, you will succeed best by being a little boy. This is effective even when you are a little boy, and later, when you are not, it will still be good. Thus it is important not only to seem as little as possible, but also to remember how you did it.

It is not as simple as it seems. For example, one of the best ways to seem little is to pretend to be big.
"See how big I am, Miss Jones?"
"My goodness, you are big, Davie!"
"Feel my muscle!"
(Do not harden the muscle fully in these demonstra­tions. No use revealing your true strength.)

You will soon discover that actual size has nothing to do with it. Women prefer tall men and small boys—and they are happiest of all when they find a male who is both at the same time.

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