HOW CAN I TELL WHEN I AM A MAN?
When, indeed, so many ask, does the powerful sap of manhood begin to surge through my body? What can I do to prepare myself for it? First you will go through a period which may seem long, but which will actually last no more than ten or twelve years. During this time you will think you are a man. Your body will develop in every way and you will become possessed of powerful and, at first, unusual ideas.
Put these ideas entirely out of your head. Think no more about them and you will come through this period happily and without further worry. Before you know it, you will be twenty-five or twenty-six, through with school, have a good job, and be able to marry. Now—not before—you can say, "I am a man!"
WORTH WAITING FOR
You will be able to look about you and discover all kinds of wondrous sights, which we will assume you have avoided noticing before. You will find to your delight that you are surrounded by thousands and thousands of lovely girls, dressed to be their most appealing and exciting. And wherever you look, on billboards, in magazines, in the movies, on television— everywhere—you will find even more beautiful girls, often wearing costumes that leave little to the imagination.
You will wonder how you missed noticing them. In fact, everyone will wonder, because never in all the march of civilization have so many been exposed to so much for so long. For the few of you, however, who have not yet gone through this ten or twelve year period, and who have happened to look to the right or to the left, we have scraped together a few words of advice.
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